Re-election Pillows

'I am the winner!'

Remote control pirate bully

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The Russian Election.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.