Election Cycle Pillows

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Are you excruciatingly, horribly or mildly embarrassed by the election?"

'Obviously we thought he had voted. Back to you Dan.'

Vote for me

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Presidential primaries equal hot air.

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'Why can't they be fair about it? -- Nominate Obama, and give Hillary her own soap opera.'

'So 'don't get mad - get even' is your new campaign slogan?'

Trump Campaign Funding

Trump 2020

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I can't admit I made a mistake, now can I?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

The Russian Election.

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'