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"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The Da Vinci Cod

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

You're my Venus

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The polar olympics

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Formula One car origami

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Pig Trotter

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'I believe you were first.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

The Race