Rbg Fan Pillows

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The Da Vinci Cod

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

You're my Venus

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The polar olympics

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Formula One car origami

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Rembrandt's Selfies

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Pig Trotter

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'I believe you were first.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.