Potato having a shave.
Razor Sharp Wit Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates wit and intellect? Our collection offers sharp, clever, and funny products that are ideal for the creatively inclined. Whether it's a humorous mug, a witty T-shirt, or a clever print, these items are sure to delight anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a quick mind. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or as a personal treat, our creations bring humor and intelligence together in style.
Accident with razor blades.
"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"
Big Hank's shooting gallery.
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."
'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'
'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'
"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'
Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'
"This new guy's really good!"
Taxes
'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)
'Please sir - all of them!'
'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'
Shooting in Ireland
A group of hunters.
"Neither one of us wants any trouble."
"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"
'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'
Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'
The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!
Shooting
"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."
'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'
Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'
'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."
Shaving Accidents
"Eagle Eye" Eddie would often ace his eye exams from the waiting room.
"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."
Razor Sharp Wit Gifts Collection
Razor Sharp Wit Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs that showcase razor sharp humor. Find the perfect clever coffee cup that brings a smile with every sip.
Razor Sharp Wit Pillows
Brighten their space with clever, witty pillows that reflect sharp humor and personality. A fun way to add some personality to any room.
Razor Sharp Wit Prints
Find the perfect witty print to complement their sharp sense of humor. Great for framing and adding a dash of cleverness to their decor.
Razor Sharp Wit T-Shirts
Discover our selection of humorous T-shirts for those with a quick wit. Perfect for making a statement and sharing a laugh wherever they go.