Razor Collecting Gifts

Shaving Accidents

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Pink Unicorn

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Axes 'R' Us Store

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

'Madam Zelda sees all'

"Use your indoor gun."

Santa's family holding firearms

Rifle Cleaning.

'Harry, don't say anything - just ease back to the pickup and get the guns.'

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

America's Religion