Razor Collecting Pillows

Shaving Accidents

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Pink Unicorn

Axes 'R' Us Store

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

Santa's family holding firearms

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

Rifle Cleaning.

"Use your indoor gun."

'Madam Zelda sees all'

'Harry, don't say anything - just ease back to the pickup and get the guns.'

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

Accident with razor blades.

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."