Raw Egg Risk-taker T-Shirts

'Caution: raw eggs!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Egg Buggy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."