Raw Egg Risk-taker Pillows

'Caution: raw eggs!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'