Rating Raver T-Shirts

'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Like that?"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Nevermore.'

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Four Star Meal

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Life Discovered on Mars

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'You had me at 'warning'.'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"That bass isn't bad."

Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"Quoth."

'Evermore.'

Dance Enthusiasts.

"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'I'm rating stuff.'

Rating Everyone & Everything on a scale of 1to10.com

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

'I thought I'd hate hit because it only got a rating of 74, but then, luckily, I remembered I paid $249.00 for it.'

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

"Quarantine pancake number 3 sliding under. Only 39 to come!"