Ranking Raver T-Shirts

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Turtle Trailer Court

"Like that?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

The Raven in Flight

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Nevermore.'

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Five minutes, General."

Army Barracks

Sergeant Stripes

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Edgar Allen Prozac

Life Discovered on Mars

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

"Quoth."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"And you can quote me on that."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'