Ranking Raver T-Shirts

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Like that?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

The Raven in Flight

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Nevermore.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Five minutes, General."

Sergeant Stripes

Life Discovered on Mars

Army Barracks

Edgar Allen Prozac

Edgar Allan Poe

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

"Quoth."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

"And you can quote me on that."

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...