Rare Find Wrangler Pillows

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.