Rare Find Wrangler Gifts

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.