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A day in the life of a fiduciary.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

"Kick the machine"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

The opinion poll ltd.

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"