Unexpected Visitor Wrangler Pillows

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Don't talk to me about smelly feet: my flatmate is a centipede..."

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'