Rare Bird Rescuer Gifts

"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Fight against theft of endangered species

Hedgehog Mortuary.

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Save forest

"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'I'm telling you, Ralph, I wish Polly never taught you that nasty habit!'

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

Animal liberator with a magician's hat.

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

Pollution causes species extinction.

Medical Bird.

Bird box with satellite dish.