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Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

A smiling cyclist

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner Bean...

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Get a life

Athlete being chased by a dog.

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

Man on motorbike.

GPS flag in road

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"We ran into a marathon."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Canoes

Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Cross Channel Leap

Hardly Likely.

'How'm I doin'?'

Motorbike

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

'Did you get it's number?'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

'The numbers are down, so your number is up.'

Canoe.