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'Where is my regular man?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"At this office no two days are different."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Rolling Stop.

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Kids' energy levels