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Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner Bean...

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

Wilfried Zaha

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

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Portrait finish.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The pole bolt

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"I have bad knees."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.