Quick Runner Pillows

'I'm eating Prunes! I'm now running ...really fast... I must hurry!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner Bean...

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Portrait finish.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

The pole bolt

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.