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Jesus Drops the Mic

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

7 More Dwarfs

Hip-hop cops on stage.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Beware of Dawg.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

The Grim Rapper

Hip hop Santa.

Rap-Nav.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Projection

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Bling Crosby.

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Crunk

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau

At the CD shop.

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'