Random Thoughts Gifts

Meet Mr. Twitters.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Pull and all nighter...

Stealing thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"People are crazy."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

The Think Tank

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Parmenides

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

A man doing a reality check.

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

Recycled Thoughts.

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

Baruch Spinoza

"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.

'Have you ever considered learning to think on your feet?'