Inner Thoughts Gifts

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Pastorius wonders why.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Zenemies.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Six Thinking Hats

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Think Tank

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Rodin's Thinker.

' A new idea '

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Assertiveness

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'