Random Acts Of Kindness Planner T-Shirts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

Bad gifts

Social Worker

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I smell cranberries."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Turkey Decoy

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

Don

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Non-profit organization chart

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Turkey in disguise.

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

'One turkey ate the other turkey.'