Random Acts Of Kindness Planner Gifts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

Bad gifts

Social Worker

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"I smell cranberries."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Turkey Decoy

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

Santa relaxes by Fire

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

Don

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Non-profit organization chart

Turkey in disguise.

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'One turkey ate the other turkey.'

"Really? Kind of big for a cigar cutter, isn't it?"

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"