Random Act Of Kindness Fan T-Shirts

My cell phone minutes don't roll over and I don't want to waste them. That's why I'm dialling random numbers and wishing everyone a good day.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Social Worker

"Woah - random!"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Prosthetic snake.

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"At random IS the plan..."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

I hate it when they start without us.

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

Don

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'Stocks rose on the news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

Hippo on helipad.