Random Act Of Kindness Fan Pillows

My cell phone minutes don't roll over and I don't want to waste them. That's why I'm dialling random numbers and wishing everyone a good day.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Social Worker

The Red Baron meets his match.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Woah - random!"

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Prosthetic snake.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"At random IS the plan..."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

I hate it when they start without us.

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

Don

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

'Stocks rose on the news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'