Public Display Of Affection Fan Pillows

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Dua Lipa caricature

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Stephen Fry

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

Antonio Banderas

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Elvis fans

Cleaning up after a statue.

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Lena Heady

Ray Davies

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'

Taylor Swift caricature

Mathew Maconaughy

Dianne Reeves

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'