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"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The americanisation of vulture.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Valet park only"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Ranch Dressing

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Western Philosophy

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."