Ranch Dressing Lover Prints

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

The americanisation of vulture.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Valet park only"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Ranch Dressing

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

COW. JUST COW.

Maternity ward on the farm.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'He's on steeroids.'

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"He's the strong, silent type."

Western Philosophy

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.