Rainy Day Humorists Gifts

'Looks like rain.'

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Weather today.

Reading in the rain.

The King In The Rain.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"High Pressure Area"

Holy Relics.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

UK Economy April

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

Wordplay: Amphibious

Elephant umbrella.

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'