Rainy Day Comedy Gifts

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Holy Relics.

"High Pressure Area"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Saving up for a rainy day.

UK Economy April

'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

Wordplay: Amphibious

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

Elephant umbrella.

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'