Rain Day Humor Gifts

"Let me guess... you REALLY need to go out!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Holy Relics.

"High Pressure Area"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Saving up for a rainy day.

Elephant umbrella.

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

Wordplay: Amphibious

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

UK Economy April

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

"We've got water views again."