Rainwater Collector T-Shirts

'And we'd like some water - nothing fancy - rainwater will be fine.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Wine taster with mineral water

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Outstanding Time Management

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Time Table

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I wonder what this was for."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."