Rainwater Collector T-Shirts

'And we'd like some water - nothing fancy - rainwater will be fine.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Wine taster with mineral water

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I wonder what this was for."

Nor'easter Island.

Time Table

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Make your own bottled water.