Rain Gear Fashionista Pillows

Puddle Jumper

What if Wellington boots were see through...

Canada Goose Jackets

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Diver

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Vicar In Spectacles

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Sportswear Shop.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Sorry. Full."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The circular nature of running wear.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"Actually, I do have the foggiest. I'm from London."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'