Fashion-forward Rainwear Fan Pillows

Rain Supreme wetwear store: 'Get ready for summer!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Raining

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Sinalization.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Looks like beach weather."

What if rain fell sideways...

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

A orchestra performs in the rain

Puddle Jumper

Noah's Ark slugs.

Fish in the Rain

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"What a beautiful day."

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

The Rainy Day Job Site

Fish Umbrella

'I'll just press this wotdyamacallit and there will be sunshine.'

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

"Aren't you happy that I gave you a umbrella for your birthday?"

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

"There's more rain in the forecast."