Rainwear Pillows

'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

Umbrella mugger.

Glastonbury. After.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Bigfoot"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Protest

Raining

Vivienne Westwood

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Listening to Coldplay.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

I love my cape

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Nor'easter Island.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Wine makes him sleepy."