Rainwear Pillows

'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

Umbrella mugger.

Glastonbury. After.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Protest

Raining

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."