Outdoor Fashionista Pillows

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Canada Goose Jackets

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Happy Brithday

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Urban Life.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The Emperor's New Speedo

Where Mom used to take you.

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Summer

Summer fashions.

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"It must be a fur tree."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Sorry. Full."