Rage Against Machines Gifts

"We might as well go home, everyone. The computer's down."

Claus 2.0

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Save Our Universe

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

CREEPY AF AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

The Ungooglable Man

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Robot Bores

Robot Truck.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Beagle II not responding.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I want out!"

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Anti-Litter Machine

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Clockwork Revolving Door

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."