Raft Building Gifts

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Build a Raft

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

High speed cinder block