Raft Building T-Shirts

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Build a Raft

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Do it yourself books.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"First snowman?"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Stonehenge Sandcastle