Radio Wave Surfer Pillows

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'