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Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

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TV-Man

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

How I met your mother

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.