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She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

A Fairytale Update

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Nerd tryouts.

Early Colour TV

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Music Student

The band.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Flute-a-licious.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."