Radio Seeker In Distress Gifts

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'I'm Bored'

Muzak's Top 10

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Internet access... internet access....'

Randi Rhodes