Radio Seeker In Distress Prints

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

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"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

Randi Rhodes

Need Wi-Fi

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them