Soap Opera Seeker Prints

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Dolphin

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

The Imperfect Storm

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Poetry debate

Dark Clouds

Jerry Springer

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'