Radio Frequency Engineer Gifts

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Birds with Headphones

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.