Radio Frequency Engineer Pillows

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Birds with Headphones

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.