Radio Dj Pillows

Ham Radio.

Who's on line one?

Radio phone-in

"Play Misty for me."

"Now, here's a new group on a real small label, and I'm going to lay it on your strictly 'cause I dig it."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"It's this disk jockey - I'm sure he's smoking."

John Peel's shower.

'The patients say they can't understand you!'

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"That Steve Wright must be nearly as old as me."

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Go find that band in the valley and by all means, make them stop playing that song with a funky groove that I can't resist."

Murderers, rapists, arsonists, radio DJs who talk over the beginnings and ends of songs.

'Desert Island Discs'

Suggs.

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Is that about the TV show or Dave Lee Travis?'

"If I cooked a . . . cake. . . and then hackers got mad and broke into my system and caused havoc and so I withdrew the .... cake.....from the market. How could I regain my image as a bold....cake....maker?....Your show doesn't air in North Korea, does it?"

Music charts development.

"And now here's another ditty from the imperialist Yankee dogs, bubbling just under the Hot One Hundred."

I could have danced all night!

Cimafunk

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I made you a mixtape."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."